What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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