You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
People with herpes should wear stickers.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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