Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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