Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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