Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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