Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now