my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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