Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
