whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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