Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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