Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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