i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
