Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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