i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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