Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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