If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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