So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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