Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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