My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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