Dual....:-)
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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