Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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