Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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