how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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