Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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