the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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