Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
organizing the empties. That sober.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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