Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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