I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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