You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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