your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Randomize