Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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