Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Just pee around me
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
