How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
her vagine was all disorganized.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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