u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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