i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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