They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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