Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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