i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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