a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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