He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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