I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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