i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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