Nicole vs. Life
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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