I just gift wrapped bread.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize