dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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