Fuck appropriateness.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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