I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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