it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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