At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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