I need help removing her.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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