Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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