he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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