wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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